oldguard_games's 3rd Edition StreamCard

oldguard_games
Eternal First-Timer
GhostVeteran
- Moveset
Dew-Fiend Sip
Inhales a dew flower, restoring the team's stamina and most of their composure.
Mind-Killer Monologue
Recites a Dune quote at the foe, stunning them into a long, thoughtful silence.
- Strong Against
Jaded Takes, Remakes-Only Thinking
- Weak To
Replay Receipts, Podracing Puns
- Habitat
Arrakis dew fields, dodging floaters on every screen
- How To Evolve
Replay a finished game and admit it's no longer a first playthrough
- How To Capture
Offer a Mortal Shell II rematch; they'll swear it's their first time.
Known for 'first playthroughs' of games finished decades ago, radiating old-school energy. Recently spotted racing floaters, Podracing references strictly forbidden.
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